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Thursday, March 23

Men - A Comparison Through Flowers

New York Specific: Sends flowers only after first-time sex, if at all.

East Coast: Sends flowers only on special occasions, such as a birthday

Midwest: Sends flowers after meeting you

West Coast: Considers flowers a waste of environment resources and send a potted plant instead.

International: Sends flowers only after you threaten to break off the relationship, resorts to horticulture to string you on.


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