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Friday, December 15

My apology

Dear God:

I apologize. I apologize for all my poor choices, like that fourth ice luge shot at the holiday party last night. I'm very very sorry. Please just stop the world from spinning, and perhaps turn down the brightness of the sun. If you do, I will never, ever, ever drink again. I will start going to church. This Sunday, I promise. Just please, dull the pain, stop the hurt, end the agony.

The Reformed


At 1:04 PM, Blogger Silvs said...

Why do they do this to us? They always have the Party on a Thursday. It's like they look forward to that Next friday. Heads down in shame .. Company Parties should be on Fridays.

At 4:01 PM, Blogger Ryane said...

OMG. you are definitely a trooper--four ice shots on a Thursday. Yes, please turn down the sun! haha..I am sorry you were struggling, but that was funny.


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