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Tuesday, April 25

What Tom Cruise Doesn't Want You To Remember

One can hardly turn on the television these days without hearing about Tom Cruise. For crying out loud, CNN spent more time discussing the birth of Sari than the recent outbreak of mumps. When someone’s ego is over inflated, I like to take them down to earth with a little dose of reality. How’s this for taking steam out of Mr. Cruise’s parasail.

Early in his career, Tom had a great career flop: Legend. His first “leading man” role was a foray into the world of sci-fi and unicorns. I can’t help but think of poor Kate, is living a remake of this forgettable flick. Reread when the roles of “beautiful young girl” and “Darkness” are played by the loving couple…

No Good without Evil.
No Love without Hate.
No Innocence without Lust.
I am Tom Cruise.

Kate meddles with the powers of Scientology and the Earth turns on its dark side, doomed to eternal night and evil. Who can save the Earth before the sun sets for the last time?

This is such stuff as dreams are made of. This is Legend.

I think I am on to something...


At 3:42 PM, Blogger Style Girl said...

i was just talking about this very same thing yesterday with a co-worker. tom cruise is a moron. i just hate it for that baby. i don't feel as sorry for katie anymore, only because she agreed to go along with this charade.

At 6:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, it's "Suri" not "Sari." Second of all... it's silly to pretend we have any idea about his life, his life with katie holmes, and their baby's life. everyone needs to butt out.

At 9:24 AM, Blogger Silvs said...

^^^ Anon: Tom .. Is that you honey..? go to the mothership! they are waiting :-)

At 10:03 AM, Blogger Downtown said...

Anon: I'm "Sari" I got the kid's name wrong, obviously the birth registered low on my radar. I just thought Legend was a fun movie to poke fun at. You might want to think about working on your sense of humor.


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